Name Calling

I'm still amazed by the name "Board of Architectural Examiners." They don't really examine anyone, they just keep a list of names of people trying to take the national test. Even if they did, what would qualify them as architectural? Are they columns or architraves? Nope, they only take fees and chase people that don't take seminars they approve of. Pretty meaningless really. So what's a better name for the group? Board of Architects sounds regal but not all of them are architects. Wouldn't want to confuse the public. Board of Architecture is also out. They don't have anything to do with that, thank God. Broad of Architecture might be a good name for Jan, but she ain't an architect. Sorry Jan. No, can't think of anything good to call them. Nothing good at all.